Wooden Chicken Xylophone

$9.99 on Amazon

If you ever wondered what a backyard hen's musical talent sounds like, this 24x12 cm wooden board gives them eight metal keys to peck at. It bolts right onto coop wire with an included wing nut and gaskets, so it stays off the muddy ground. The catch is your flock will probably just spam one loud note, but watching them compose chicken percussion is worth every cluck.