Use the force of this lightsaber brush
to blast off germs and plaque.
Your mouth's enemies cannot withstand
a lightsaber attack!
The power you may hold
will make mouth germs run off and hide.
Never will your mouth and teeth
be joining the dark side!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Onesie
Ninja turtles fighting baddies
know karate kicks.
Maybe this rad onesie for your kid
will help them learn those tricks!
If you're cool with ninja fights
with your radical kid saving the day,
this romper's just the thing
to send your baby's way!
Platform 9 3/4 Decal
A world of magic
lies just beyond your bedroom door
and you can pass through
if you know what you're looking for.
Place it on and step inside.
One by one we all step through
to the place where we all ride
magic trains to magic school!
Ghostbusters Proton Pack Backpack
Got a ghost problem?
Well, that ain't no worry;
we can make a Ghostbuster of you
in a hurry.
Strap on your pack
and prepare to attack!
You can catch any ghost
with that pack on your back!
Joker Zip Up Hoodie
At last the Joker's face
is finally there for all to see.
His toothy grin
inspires spooked feelings from the B.
Their final showdown's in the works
but you can cast your vote.
I wonder in which one
the Joker's hidden a remote...
Lego Lightsaber Earrings
An elegant earring
for a more civilized age,
these lightsaber fineries
are all the rage
with fashionable Jedi
who know a stellar style.
You won't see cooler jewelry;
at least, not for a while!
Boba Fett Character Lamp
The bounty hunting life is hard,
with rarely many leads.
Sometimes a freelancer's
just gotta do unpleasant deeds.
Sitting in a room all day,
lighting up the place,
is just what one must do
between jobs in outer space.
Red Ruby Slippers Doorstop
What a world, what a world,
when your door shuts and opens
and there's nothing at all
to stop its unwanted motions.
They say there's a magic
to keep doors from going,
and it stops them all
even when there's wind blowing!
Floppy Disk Sticky Notes
Plop a note just anywhere
if you've got the space.
These floppy disks have got it
no matter where they're placed.
You won’t get kilobytes
but you’ll still get space enough
for jotting down some little notes
or other simple stuff.
Darth Vader and Son Children’s Book
In a galaxy far away,
both in time and space,
exists a different story
with Luke in a different place.
A father-son dynamic
not seen in another world
awakens new beginnings
as a new story unfurls.
Han Solo Silicone Tray
Bounty hunters make great business
if not for all that consternation.
When they get too uppity,
they make fantastic decoration.
Carbonite is classy,
but it's not exactly cheap.
I prefer to make them
out of things that I can eat.
Transparent Tipped Highlighters
We'd all like a guiding line
to keep us running straight;
to help keep steady
any given line we might create.
The highlight of our days
is when we can make our mark
to signify those things
of which we really need to hark.
Replica Marty McFly Hat
In the future: flying cars,
hover boards, self-drying vests.
If one thing could be taken back
from the future, that'd be the best.
The future has the latest fashions,
like this holographic hat.
Matching colors is a thing of the past
when they change depending where you're at.
SNES and NES Portable Game System
Sixteen bits within your hand
should get you pretty far
if you want to break some bricks
at the park or in the car.
Anywhere now you can take
Jump Man or DK,
and boot that cartridge up
to really save the day!
Talking Dalek Bank
Although the Daleks clearly want
to conquer every race,
subtlety’s not wholly lost
on these warriors from space.
They’re masters of disguise
and truly great at camouflage.
In any scene they can’t be seen
when performing espionage.
Zelda Triforce Hat
A Hero of Time is usually seen
with a green and pointy hat,
but that's only tradition!
We don't all need that!
Hylia would like
for you to bear her sign,
and you could then become
the new Hero of Time!
Mana and Health Bottle Earrings
When your HP's running low,
you've got no healer in tow,
and you've cast your last Meteor Swarm
with just 2 Magic Points to go,
you could use a little buff
to keep your DPS up to snuff.
With no way to recover,
raiding dungeons would get really rough!
R2-D2 Collectors Watch
R2-D2's only skill
isn't fixing shields.
This droid can tell the time
with some visual appeal.
No matter what the time is,
Artoo will get it right.
Unless, that is, you set the time
to read "day" when it's night.
I tweet all day,
even when I play.
That’s my fav, yay!
Chocolate Gaming Dice
If you've wanted vengeance
for all those natural 1s
these dice would make good sacrifices
to forgive the harm been done.
If you roll a critical
should that die be rewarded?
Of course not! It's just chocolate.
Its emotions aren't important.
Dog Umbrella Leash
Your pooch will pout
when it's raining out
if it's without
this rain rerouter.
Keep it dry
so it won't cry
when from the sky
the rain does fly.
Cat Sleeping Mask
Morning, afternoon, or night,
any time is time for naps.
But when there's too much light
is sleeping difficult, perhaps?
Your cat naps should be hard to stop
when you've got this eye shade.
Never again will your sweet dreams
be suddenly unmade!
Star Wars Dessert Cookbook
After work or at a party,
sometimes it is nice
to take a bite from Vader's head
just once or twice.
Or perhaps a cultural treat
from beautiful Kashyyyk.
All these snacks are great
if you want to stuff your cheeks!
Hey kids! Don't you wanna
have a skate with dear old Krusty?
It's Krusty Brand, so you know
this board, er, must be trusty!
Of course it passed inspection!
Well, at least technically.
And for that lady with the lawsuit,
here's some hush money on me.
LEGO Ice Cube Tray
If you like construction
out of chocolate, ice, or candy,
LEGO molds are the first choice
for this modus operandi.
Cool it down and quickly
you should have some solid bricks,
so you can build a house
made out of tasty things to lick!
Millennium Falcon Sun Shade
Your car's no Falcon
and Chewbacca sure isn't its pilot,
but you can at least pretend
behind the wheel there's a space pirate.
This sun shade should keep your car cool
in more than just one way.
Make sure just these space heroes,
not your car, see light of day!
The magic of the ice arrows
may help you freeze and fell your foes,
but this same power can be so sweet
in tiny, icy, minty treats.
This Hylian shield emblazoned tin
with tasty, chilly mints within
will satisfy your taste for mint
and tins with Hylia's imprint.
A mug fit for Valhalla feasts!
For those who have slain mighty beasts,
or those who just want tea or coffee,
it's good for all drinks, flat or frothy.
The might of Mjolnir can't withstand
the strength of this great mug in hand.
Have a sip and you'll want more!
This quenches thirsts to rival Thor's!
Your fibias will thank you
for these snazzy looking socks.
They'd like to see some limelight
for how much you make them walk!
All along these bones have waited
for some fair exposure.
This way, it won't be your skin,
but they, who’ll get some closure!
Periodic Table Building Blocks
Stacking up the elements,
you'll likely always know
how many more electrons
ununpentium has than gold.
You'll never need to Google
the atomic weight of lead
when you have quick access
to these building blocks instead!
Doctor Who Encyclopedia
Who's Styggron, or Patricia Menzies?
If you're keen to know,
this book will tell you all
about those people from that show!
Doctor Who has many players
in its lengthy run,
but with this book
perusing all those people may be fun!
A brown throw pillow won't express
the things that make you you.
I'm sure these pillows say the best
what it is you like to do.
Your NES is too small for these games,
but they'll help you reach your aim
of making your living room less boring.
A couch with these cannot be lame!
Quite the catch! This Wampa rug
is something even kids can hug.
Though once a fearsome, nasty beast,
this thing can't hurt you in the least.
It looks fantastic in the den
or in the baby Wampa pen.
If your floor has no room at all,
you can hang it on the wall.
With this cotton garment, your tyke can both speak
and live with the Wookies out on Kashyyyk.
Your little one can fly spacecrafts in accepted defiance
by joining the fight with the Rebel Alliance.
Then you can scoop them back up when their fighting is through
And put them to sleep, your little Lumpawaroo.
Pokeball Meets Death Star T-Shirt
Setting your phasors to impress
is hard if you don't have a phasor.
Easier to change your clothes
than to invent a sci fi laser.
Compliments, you'll catch 'em all
with this quite spiffing top.
Certainly, with this shirt on,
you'll deserve every drop.
Star Trek Polo
So, it's time for your leave from the Starfleet Command;
time to sip margaritas and lounge in the sand.
You're proud of your service and proud of your work,
so you wear your galactic casual shirt.
This is the future in the 2480's
where Trekkies finally get all of the ladies.
Green Lantern T-Shirt
The light of the Green Lantern
stopping evil in its tracks.
The might of will alone
will give the power to fight back.
And with this shirt,
you can show your admiration for the one
who's there to make sure
Evil's dark doings are all undone.
Merle Dixon Action Figure
Missing from the rooftop,
oh, Merle Dixon, sympathetic,
your absence should have been prophetic.
But now he's back, alive,
and sporting quite the fancy fist.
We could have been friends
if I hadn't made him lose his wrist.
I Am Your Father Signed Canvas Giclee Print
Christian Waggoner is the artist, giclée is the form.
His intimate brushstrokes detail the storm
of passion and fury, of heartbreak and fright:
The powerful pathos of that horrible sight.
A beautiful portrait of tragedy unfurled.
But it's rare; only twenty-five in the world.
Doctor Who Remote Control
Just like that Time Lord's screwdriver
this thing will do it all
and any television
will be at your beck and call.
The Doctor has his TARDIS, sure,
but you can work a box.
The same cannot be said
of those who only can turn clocks.
A ten inch figurine for the one in your life
who says Christmas without Star Wars is simply not right.
The connection is more than just a pop-culture splice:
who else but Yoda Claus could tell who's naughty and nice?
Surely none but Santa Yoda would say this phrase right:
'merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!'
Iron Man Hoodie
Tony Stark or Robert Downey Jr.
Wouldn’t you be them for a bit, just to look cooler?
Put on the billion dollar Iron Man suit
For the low price of $33.99.
And feel yourself become a hero
Hey, it’s gotta be better than that polo.
R2D2 says beep boop beep boop.
“You look just like me, that threw me for a loop.”
As stylish as any jedi robe
with no electrical nodes.
You’ll be so fly looking the coolest.
You’ll even impress George Lucas.
Medieval Weapons Ice Tray
To arms! To arms! Our drinks are warm!
We need to cool them off!
We need some swords and shields
Made from this water freezing trough!
We need to arm our soldiers
So they can defeat the warm,
So urgently we need
Some frozen weaponry to form!
Huge Spock Wall Decal
The man himself, Leonard Nimoy.
Come to with news of great joy.
Stare at the ever handsome Spock,
Fresher than a brand new pair of Reeboks.
Remind yourself with this poster
To live long and prosper.
R2D2 Folding Chair
Sometimes kids need a place to sit
At sport events or anywhere.
A portable and sturdy seat
(For kids, as well) is pretty rare.
So seat your girl or boy
Atop this fold-up droid-themed chair!
Maybe you can't sling a web
Or crawl along the ceiling,
But you still can look it
In apparel quite appealing.
This web-head jacket's all you need
To show arachnid pride,
So go ahead and add
A little Spider to your stride.
Sting Letter Opener
A hobbit-sized sword forged by Gondolin the elf,
This deserves a hallowed space on your mantle or shelf.
Gilt letters glisten, emblazoned in pain:
"My name is Sting; I am spider's bane."
The proud progeny of Orcrist and Glamdring
Can be yours for a fee plus shipping and handling.
R2-D2 Trash Can
Have you heard the news?
R2D2 is picking up your refuse.
The iconic little droid
is excited to be in your employ.
So as you bid your trash adieu,
remember, the force will always be with you
Minecraft Light-Up Torch
Exploring twisty, gloomy caves,
A torch less miner's far too brave.
Use this torch to cast some light
Or there'll be skeletons to fight!
(Or maybe fancy home decor
Is what you're really looking for.)
Luke Skywalker Ceremonial Jacket
The Wookie didn’t get a medal,
but for men, it’s an essential.
You may not have defeated an empire,
but everyone will know you’re a headliner.
X-wings are one thing, tie fighters another,
but wearing this is far from a blunder.
He's particularly fetching, this bird on your arm.
He's so smart and so suave and laden with charm.
He'll keep all your stuff in pockets with zips.
The perfect accessory for extraordinary trips.
The strap is quite long--between four and five feet--
So, no matter how tall, it'll fit quite neat.
R2-D2 Alarm Clock
To put an end to oversleep
This is the droid you're looking for.
It probably can outcompete
Anyone's obnoxious snore!
And if you need a clock, of course,
You wouldn't need one any more.
Spock Cookie Jar
A spectacular piece to get your dinner guests to talk:
A ten inch replica of Science Officer Spock!
He's more than just that, I want you to know:
Take off his head and he's a cookie jar also!
So anytime it's raining and your kids are a-sulkin',
Bring out the cookies from your decapitated Vulcan!
Millennium Falcon Tray
Though you won’t reach light speeds,
it will chill your drinks with ease.
The fastest hunk of ice in the galaxy,
and that’s no fallacy.
A fun freeze that would even leave Chewie pleased.
Henry The 8th Disappearing Wives Mug
Henry the Eighth made his wives disappear,
one by one! They lived in fear!
Now you can make them disappear! Neat!
Bit by bit, just add some heat!
Don’t have to be mean, or be a thug
Or behead anyone--just buy this mug!
A scent beyond our world.
An experience yet unfurled.
One mist of this
brings ladies bliss.
An aroma so sweet,
you'll be the envy of the fleet.
Pac-Man Ice Cube Tray
A classic arcade
makes for a stunning array
of tricky shaped ice
that will surely suffice.
They'll cool a drink, in less than a blink
and before those ghosts sink.
Lego USB Flash Drive 4GB
Put this guy in your pocket.
Then, in the USB socket.
Remove his legs.
Don’t listen to his begs.
Shove him in the hole!
He should know his role.
Batman Car Seat
Oh yeah, Baby!
Remove the maybe.
The chiseled face.
The cape of lace?
We need this now.
Take the vow.
Super Mario Chess
It’s chess time!
It’ll be sublime.
Seriously, it’ll be rad.
Wanna be good or bad?
Mario, Luigi, Toad.
Your skills will overload.
Disappearing Dinosaur Mug
When you pour hot liquid in,
there goes the dinos’ skin!
From alive to extinct,
it’s very distinct.
Fill it half way,
come what may.
It’s so retro.
You’re a metro.
I love the look.
It’s comic book.
Pixels are neat.
Nothing else can compete.
Doctor Who Tardis Garbage Bin
Step on the pedal below
A blue light will glow.
As you throw your rubbish away,
a dematerialization sound will play.
This wastebasket is great!
You will love it, mate.
R2-D2 Zip Up Hoodie
Zip it up! Zit it up!
Oh yeah! That’s wassup!
The quality is high.
The awesome you can’t deny.
Wear it to sleep.
Hello Kitty Toaster
Pop the bread in.
A kitty face?! WIN!
7 varying face shades,
brown to different grades.
This is quite the toaster.
It’s a bread roaster.
Broadsword Handle Umbrella
Don’t sing in the rain.
Destroy the rain. Make it slain.
This handle of a broadsword
could really win an award.
Big enough for two,
or just for you.
2-D Shoulder Bag
Quite the illusion.
Like out of a cartoon,
all the people will swoon.
Anime Elf Ears
People will cheer
when they see your ear.
It’s a me!
Can’t you see?
Monopoly Nintendo is neat!
Playing is a treat!
Mario, Kirby, Peach!
Own them each!
Roswell Crash Site Soil
Everyone, get your tin-foil!
It’s Roswell crash site soil.
One of kind.
Quite the find!
A bag full of dirt?
What could it hurt?
A dress-up shirt,
allows you to flirt.
When the master is seen,
people scream like a teen.
Wear these, you must.
In Yoda you trust.
Adult Unicorn Slippers
Even though you’re old,
you can still break the mold.
Imagine the fluffy plush
on your skin all flush.
On your feet adorn
sweet sweet unicorn!
Tetris Sticky Notes
Life is Tetris like.
It's no psych.
Something comes up bit by bit,
then you have to make it fit.
A straight piece and then a block;
keep an eye on the time clock!
Jedi within, you must reveal
to truly enjoy any meal.
Whether dark or light,
food is worth the fight.
Train your fingers
so no morsel lingers.
Zelda Triforce Shield
Listen closely, did you hear that?
‘Protect yourself when in a spat.’
Tis wise advice
to avoid a slice.
Here’s a shield
for you to wield!
Big Bang Theory Kitty Hoodie
Inspired by magical words,
this hoodie is for nerds.
Soft hoodie, nice hoodie,
you are my goodie.
I wear you all over,
you are my four leaf clover.
NES Controller Backpack
A, A, B, UP, UP, DOWN.
Take that you clown!
Put this on your shoulders
and stuff in some folders!
Wear with pride,
no need to decide.
Boba Fett Bathrobe
Want something lush?
And perhaps plush?
Show off your sweet style
and make others smile.
Wear this Boba Fett Robe
all around the globe!
The Walking Dead Board Game
Like most good things, take a look,
It started out as a comic book.
The plot involves walkers,
Zombies who are people stalkers.
In this board game, try to survive.
If you fail, as a walker you revive.
Star Trek Bib and Spoon
Awww, oh so cute!
Open your mouth chute!
Here comes some mashed carrots,
a vegetable with many merits.
Feed your baby in warp drive,
Take aim and power dive!
Chewbacca Furry Hoodie
Everyone’s favorite Wookiee,
Chewie’s one sweet cookie.
Co-pilot for Han Solo,
His fur is sweet mojo.
Wear this, stay warm.
Your love life, it’ll transform.
Super Mario Yahtzee
Game night, I shout!
My favorite, without a doubt!
Which to choose, which to choose...
We could play Blue’s Clues?
No, no, instead we agree.
Let’s play Super Mario Yahtzee!
Periodic Table Shower Curtain
Periodically, I shower.
A blast of hydropower.
Chemical nomenclature, applied.
The internet, I scour:
How often did Einstein shower?
Rainbow Dash Hoodie
She takes care of the weather,
Loyalty is what holds her together.
Often seen taking a nap,
Or with a book on her lap.
May appear lazy,
But has skills like crazy.
Zelda Ocarina (12 hole, Tenor)
Sweet melodies and soothing sounds.
Everywhere it plays, peace surrounds.
Learn to play, you must.
A fairy, you should always trust.
Don’t give up, you can do it.
Practice hard, you must commit.
Needed to mine all ores,
Usable in mob wars.
fun it produces.
These are foam,
mailed to your home.
A Jedi is prepared,
Rarely is one scared.
A Jedi is cool,
Uses a lightsaber as a tool.
So when it rains,
This umbrella entertains.
Star Trek Enterprise Pizza Cutter
Listen up my chap,
Don’t make me clap.
Frozen pizza needs to be cut,
Don’t try to rebut.
For such a task, use the Star Trek Enterprise!
I’m a doctor and that’s what I advise.
Minecraft Lego Set
Connect all the blocks!
Fun is what unlocks.
Imagination is a must.
Let it fly, just trust.
When Lego and Minecraft attach,
what you have, is a perfect match.
League of Legends Teemo Hat
TEEMO! The swift scout.
BLINDING DART! Don’t pout.
Oh, you don’t like the traps?
How bout you shut your yaps.
You say I’m annoying?
Mario Question Mark Box With Candy Coins
On your way to save princess peach,
The evils of Bowser you could preach.
It’s like a never ending adventure...
But she’s so sweet, that’s the clincher.
What’s this you see?
Candy coins, you decree!
Batman Ice Cube Tray
Wouldn’t it be a treasure,
to have the pleasure...
Wouldn’t it be swell,
if you, umm, well...
Wouldn’t it be nice,
To have Batman ice?
Master Chief Figure With Cryotube
Tis the 26th century when it takes place.
The covenant, a halo activating race.
Long has he laid,
from cryonic aide.
Awake! Awake! The time is now.
Victory! Victory, is my vow!
Super Hero Socks
Up, up, and away!
Here I come to save The Day!
Run real fast, give it a go!
Look how fun, the cape will flow.
Truth, Justice and the American Way
Maybe you've heard? Hi-Yo Silver…away!
Minecraft Foam Sword
Slashy, slashy, slash, slash
If you come near, you’ll get a gash
Ok, not really, tis only foam
Gnome, gnome, you look like a gnome
One lil strike to the dome,
and crying you’ll go, all the way home.
Re-Arrangeable Tetris Lamp
Straight, straight, give me a straight!
T, T, here comes a T.
Straight! straight! I can wait...
Z, Z, here comes a Z.
Straight! Straight! :( That’s not right!
OHH! A Straight! BOOM, the light!
Gears of War Cog Tags
Jacinto, Jacinto, you used to live.
Now, nothing is left for you to give.
For your sacrifice, we remain.
A brotherhood, a civilization;
humans last campaign.
There’s a time to be civil,
a time to be frivol,
and one to shrivel.
Right now is none of those times.
It’s now a time of sublimes,
with golden angelic chimes.
Slip on your warm and hairy Hobbit Socks!
Wear them with peacocks, with mohawks, with jocks!
Wear them on sidewalks, in the boondocks and with a fox!
You’re eyes are such a big huge gift!
They zoom in and out and are so swift.
Cords connect them to your brain!
Yes, it’s true, It’s truly insane!
From time to time they plead for shade.
Here, try these, they’ll be of aid.