1500 Live Ladybugs
Who wouldn't want
1500 ladybugs to flaunt?
That’s a ton of em crawling
and all over sprawling.
For an organic garden
you’ll give a pardon.
Recycling Bin Mug
The earth is a gift,
if you get my drift.
It’s a wondrous place.
We shouldn’t deface.
Recycle and reuse!
Please, don’t refuse.
Redneck Wine Glass
What rhymes with class?
The redneck glass.
It comes with a lid
that must be undid.
Not your normal Mason Jar.
Har Har Har.
Pocket Chainsaw
Bust this out from your pocket.
Rip through a tree like a rocket!
Carbon steel teeth.
Could cut a wreath.
You can double team
and saw a wood beam!
Toilet Fishing Game
In the market for a gift gag?
This one has it in the bag.
Instruct them to sit on the throne.
Whether young or grown.
Then, fish while you sit!
It’ll be such a big hit.
Toilet Seat Lifting Pedal
Never touch the seat.
Wouldn't that be neat?
Now you can.
You’ll be a fan!
Put your foot to the pedal.
It deserves a gold medal.
Bigfoot Statue
A beast to be admired.
A beast to be desired.
With big old feet.
Meaner than wall street.
Hand painted.
Someone fainted.
Chocolate Flavored Envelopes with Note Cards (Set of 10)
Yay! It’s time to lick.
These don’t taste sick.
Chocolate is the best flavor.
Lick it again. This time, savor.
Send a sweet love note.
Something sappy you wrote.
Functioning Lego Mug
Talk about “WOW!”
This is cooler than a cow.
Put legos on your mug.
Build a weird bug.
Create whatever you want.
Sip some drink and eat a croissant.
Sumo Wrestler Table
It’s not a fable.
It’s a sumo table!
Look how agile,
it’s semi-fragile.
Sumo man is hand painted,
it’s time you get acquainted.
Gun Screwdriver
It’s not really a gun.
The looks are for fun.
It is, however, a screwdriver.
For a hard working striver.
Drive that screw!
Through and through.
Goatee Shaving Template
Nice facial hair!
Go on, you can stare.
It’s perfect and nice.
It’s really concise.
Touch it if you want,
I’m a goatee savant.
Female Urination Device (Pee Standing Up)
For the girl on the go.
Place in your purse, to stow.
Or if you’re at a show to see a band.
In the porta-potty, pee while you stand!
Maybe you like to camp or hike.
This device you’ll really like.
Soap With Money Inside
Rub a dub dub
Time for a tub.
Maybe i’ll take three.
Money, I want thee!
Wouldn’t it be nifty
if I got the fifty?
Robotic Lawn Mower
Don’t be crazy,
be lazy!
This robot will mow
while you lay low.
It’s cordless and wireless.
This baby will impress.
Gag Gift Box (Crib Dribbler)
Perfect for a baby shower,
laugh for an hour!
Listen as they squeal:
"THIS CAN'T BE REAL?!"
Six sides of gag,
you better snag!
Credit Card Folding Knife
Not really a credit card.
But, it’s ready to guard.
It’s convenient and small.
It’s really neat, all in all.
It’s really really sharp.
You can skin a carp.
Bamboo Wireless Keyboard & Mouse
Gorgeous and smooth,
Your digits will soothe.
A classy piece.
Compliments increase.
Bamboo! Bamboo!
You’re quite a view.
Magnetic Kitchen Sink Paper Clip Holder
Office Joy,
DEPLOY!
This kitchen sink
is the missing link.
It’s cute and fun.
Time to get one!
Talking Toilet Paper Spindle
Are you feeling naughty?
Scare someone on the potty!
Think of something clever.
Record and leave for whomever.
When they pull the toilet paper,
they’ll discover your caper!
Gangsta Rap Coloring Book
Take a look...
It’s in a book?
Everyone clap,
FOR GANGSTA RAP!
Color in Eazy E
or the Notorious B.I.G.
Retro Flip Down Clock
A neat retro look,
perfect for a nook.
Like a rolodex,
but more complex.
Put it on your table,
make sure it’s stable.
Miniature Working Da Vinci Catapult
Leonardo was smart.
He combined science and art.
Play with his invention
which utilizes tension.
Fling stuff around
and into the ground.
Steering Wheel Desk
Danger! Danger!
You may hit a stranger.
But, But,
Here’s the rebut:
A desk on your steering wheel
means a place to put your meal!
Three Dimensional Chess Game
Look at this!
Chess bliss!
Not one, nor two, but three!
Take the game to a new degree!
Whenever you’re done,
you’ll want another run!
Gun Alarm Clock
BEEP! BEEP!
No more sleep!
AWAKE! AWAKE!
No more break!
The target, you must shoot...
Or the alarm will never mute.
Mystical Fire
I am no liar,
this is mystical fire.
It’s a wonder
like thunder.
Sit back and admire
the color of your fire!
Doggie Water Fountain
Woof! Woof!
Poof! Poof!
Step on the spot
for a water shot.
Even dogs that are light
will be more than alright.
Multicolored Reusable LED Ice Cubes
LIGHT!
BRIGHT!
In your drink
they can blink.
STELLAR!
BESTSELLER!
Trailer Hitch Vault
Not your normal hitch.
It’s for a certain niche.
People who are wise
and like to disguise.
If you get the itch,
buy this hitch!
Foldable Grill
Thin! Thin! Thin!
Small is in! in! in!
This clever british design
is simply divine!
Barbeque done?
Fold it up, hun!
Waterproof and Rugged Wireless Bluetooth Speaker
Turn it up! Bump it up!
Boom! Boom! Yup! Yup!
This thing is tough.
This thing is buff.
With a rechargeable battery
for some extra flattery.
Fresh Skinned Rabbit
Hop. Hop.
Pop. Plop.
Down it goes
making a pose.
This rhyme is gross.
Good bye. Adios.
Electric Shock Reaction Game
ZAP!
CRAP!
You were too slow.
Give it another go.
Take a hold,
be bold!
Pepper Spray Pen
Does the pen actually work?
Yup! It’s quite the perk.
Write and write and write some more.
Until an attacker comes in the door.
Spray the mace
at their face.
A Yodeling Pickle
Green.
Sheen.
This is a cute little pickle.
Your funny bone will tickle.
Yodel. Yodel. Yay!
Listen to it all day!
Touchscreen Paintbrush & Stylus
With a swish,
and a squish.
A stroke here,
a stroke there.
To create
is your fate.
360° Degree Grill/Fryer
Grill, sizzle, grill!
Eat your fill!
Heavy duty,
What a beauty!
Fry, baby, fry!
Deep fry a thigh!
Glow-In-The-Dark Bubbles
Blacklight not required.
Bubbles to be admired.
Mix the solution,
Lights up like electrocution!
Glow! Glow! Glow!
Blow! Bubbles! Blow!
Pen Cap Utensils
Never leave your chair,
eat with flare.
Pop these on,
eat it all gone!
On the go?
They can stow!
Working Electronic Guitar Shirt
Wherever you go
everyone will know:
You like to rock!
You walk the talk!
The sound will bombard
as you rock hard!
The Knife Light
Tough and rough,
with all the right stuff.
Has 6 led lights
as good as car brights.
Waterproof and satin finish
to help your task diminish.
App-Controlled Wireless Spy Tank
Hush, hush, it’s time to sneak.
Keep it down, don’t make a squeak.
Steer it with an app.
Sound and video it will zap.
This spy tank
is perfect for a prank.
Bed Prism Glasses
You know what they say:
It’s always better to lay.
No need to get up.
Keep laying like a pup.
Put these glasses on
and look forward upon.
iPad Toilet Paper Stand
Come one, come all!
Stand in the back if you’re tall.
Come see this amazing thing!
Luxury and purpose; it’s the king.
Watch a movie in your bathroom!
Or use an app to help you groom.
Cupcake Flavored Toothpaste
We’ve all tried mint,
at least for a stint.
Cinnamon, some prefer.
But, I defer.
I like the flavor cupcake!
My day it does make.
3 Man Chess
One plus one plus another one,
three friends search for fun.
They look high and low
but everything was so-so.
Finally, they had success
with three man chess!
R/C Water Gun Helicopter
Whoa! How cool is this?
I feel a sense of bliss.
A heli with quite the twist;
out comes a stream of mist!
Hover near your friend...
And BOOM! Water to the rear end.
87 Piece Swiss Army Knife
There’s something to be said
Of being ready for what’s ahead.
This knife is that kind of knife.
One day, it could save your life.
With one hundred and forty one functions;
Fear not and continue on are its injunctions.
Color Changing Wireless Speaker
Beautiful music flows from me.
Do-Re-Mi-Fa-So-La-Ti!
All the notes, I can hit.
Your ears benefit.
Dazzling lights, I produce.
Feel free to let loose.
Handerpants Gloves
Gloves for your hands.
Complete with stretch bands.
You may call them handerpants.
Stylish awesomeness it grants.
Great for a laugh
With the office staff.
Washable Keyboard
After a little while,
crumbs begin to pile.
When you type, does it crunch?
Yeah, that’s from many a lunch.
In water, submerse this keyboard!
Its cleanliness can be restored.
Electric Motor For Paper Airplanes
Paper airplanes, for most boys,
Make wonderfully fun toys.
It’s quite the thrill to sight,
Your creation taking flight.
Now, clip on this here motor,
Your plane becomes a floater!
Feces Vacuum
Ewwww... doggy do do.
Gross, smelly, poo poo.
Don’t want to pick it up,
The pain of owning a pup.
With more self control, I would.
Instead, vacuum it up, I should!
Poop-like Soap
Oh, what a log!
A toilet, it would clog.
The boss is coming for dinner?
Ding! Ding! We’ve got a winner!
If someone actually uses it?
It smells like soap, I admit.
Super Filtering Straw
Awarded Time Magazine Invention of the Year.
With it, you can drink without fear.
Hiking, biking, or wherever you go.
Provides a nice straw-like water flow.
It is quite compact and light,
The best option, outright.
The Arm Pillow
In the middle of the day,
Sometimes you’d like to lay.
Perhaps in class?
Or on the grass?
Here’s an arm pillow,
Go sleep under a willow!
Chess In a Picture Frame
As you walk by,
Train your eye.
Is it your turn?
Pawn, time to burn!
Standing is healthier,
Which makes you wealthier.
Laser Projection Keyboard/Touchpad
Quite futuristic.
Somewhat artistic.
Keyboard & touchpad?
Not bad!
Typing on a tabletop.
All night, non stop!
Credit Card Sized Survival Tool
A knife, half serrated.
More features will be narrated.
A bottle opener, a toothpick.
It goes in your wallet, real slick!
A compass, a screw driver.
It’s quite macgyver!
Flip up zombie shirt
A shirt with writing... great...
This... I can’t tolerate...
Hmm... but wait,
Is this fate?
A zombie face?!
This, I can embrace!
Remote Control Flying Shark
Many things can fly!
Birds, planes, bees up high!
Many things can fly!
Bats, Ladybugs, all in the sky!
Many things can fly!
Even this shark, he’s so sly!
Spiderpodium Stand
Flexy and bendy,
sort of trendy.
It can go on handlebars
or in cars.
Stuff it holds
because it moulds.
Fake TV Burglar Deterrent
A fake TV?!
How could that be?
Listen up, you will see.
Away from home,
intruders could roam.
Cautious folks install this device,
which makes thieves think twice.
16 GB Metal Gun Shaped USB Flash Drive
Oh the audacity
16 gig capacity.
It’s a little small.
Not handy in a brawl.
But, it’s unique
And pretty sleek.
Learning Thermostat, Wi-Fi + Smartphone compatible
Whether home or away,
I always obey.
Want 80 degrees?
Sure thing, a breeze.
I see that you are away,
I’ll save energy throughout the day.
Double Bladed Ice Scraper + Squeegee
Hello, the name’s Thor.
Soon, you will adore.
I am mighty and strong.
I nay do a thing wrong.
Whenever you please,
I’ll scrape with ease.
Kangaroo Jerky (3 – Pack)
A little pouch for Joey,
Strong hind legs, quite showy.
On me, they sprinkled some spice.
And now, I taste so nice!
Dashboard/Windshield Smartphone Holder
Red light! Green light!
Dynamite!
On your dashboard, it goes,
your love for it grows and grows.
Bloody Shower Curtain
White? Light?
Add some fright!
Yes! Right!
I’m excite!
I can hear the cheers,
red blood smears!
Condiment Gun
Yippie-Yi-Yo! Yippie Yi-Yay!
Cowboy life is my way.
With a Yeehaw and a Yahoo!
Never know, what i’m gonna do.
Ketchup, may come flying your way...
Either that or some mustard spray!
Futuristic Skates
Back in 1743, the roller skate was invented.
Since then, many a people have lamented:
“Oh how I wish that the turning
had a little bit more fine tuning”
Well, today, meet the orbitwheel!
Now, how I wish, I could hear you squeal.
Mini USB Humidifier
Toot! Toot!
I’m so cute.
Hot air, from my head, flows...
and goes into your nose!
Aww yeah, the humid air
makes your skin so fair.
5 Pound Gummy Bear
I’m something of a wonder.
Some say i’m a blunder.
But I don’t mind,
for I am blind.
Hmm... so, you want to quibble?
Instead, would you take a nibble?
Pivoting Power Outlet
Look at me! Watch me bend!
Need some power? I can lend!
Wee! I can do a circle. WHAM!
Very flexible, that I am.
Finger Drums
Tippity, tappity, tap, tip, tap
I’m a drumming sort of chap.
With a BOING and a BONG,
fingers dancing all night long.
The sound, the speed,
drumming I bleed!
Heavy Duty Touch Screen Gloves
Ice, and snow, and blue and cold.
If you could, you never would
go from from in to out, into the bold.
But since you do, you know what’s next,
put these on so you can text!
Speaker Light Bulb
A light? A speaker? A speaker light?
That’s right!
That’s right!
A speaker light!
Well then, come on, go on, it won’t bite...
It’s time to try the speaker light!
Lego USB Flash Drive 4GB
Put this guy in your pocket.
Then, in the USB socket.
Remove his legs.
Don’t listen to his begs.
Shove him in the hole!
He should know his role.
Batman Car Seat
Oh yeah, Baby!
Remove the maybe.
The chiseled face.
The cape of lace?
We need this now.
Take the vow.
Death Star Ice Cube Mold
Some people use normal ice.
That is kind of nice.
Me?
See.
The only thing that will suffice
is Death Star ice.
Bumblebee Transformers Hoodie
Bumblebee, bumblebee.
We adore thee.
You’re quite the autobot.
With bravery he fought.
You may be small in size,
but you are quite the prize.
Super Mario Chess
It’s chess time!
It’ll be sublime.
Seriously, it’ll be rad.
Wanna be good or bad?
Mario, Luigi, Toad.
Your skills will overload.
Jack Skellington Slippers
Guess who's back?
It's Jack!
Slip these on.
To them, you are drawn.
These are soft and plush.
You'll have a crush.
Beaker Beanie (Peruvian Knit)
Meep meep meep.
It’s a cute little beep.
Beaker is so deep.
Did I say, meep?
He’s not a creep.
Meep meep meep.
Dragon Ball Z Hoodie (Kame Symbol)
Master Roshi is your trainer.
Don’t be a complainer.
When trainings complete,
it’ll be quite the feat.
This symbol you’ll wear,
and treat it with care.
Minecraft Stone Block Sticky Notes
As you peel your note,
a sound will float.
Tis a cracking sound!
It may astound.
600 pages all together,
write about food or the weather.
Disappearing Dinosaur Mug
When you pour hot liquid in,
there goes the dinos’ skin!
From alive to extinct,
it’s very distinct.
Fill it half way,
come what may.
R2-D2 Thermos Lunch Bag (With Lights & Sounds)
Boop be boop.
What a coup.
This thing is sweet!
Take a pic, send a tweet!
You’re never too old
to have a lunch pail so bold.
Pixelated Clock
It’s so retro.
You’re a metro.
I love the look.
It’s comic book.
Pixels are neat.
Nothing else can compete.
Expressions of Vader T-Shirt
Is he sad?
Or is he mad?
He could be happy
or feeling sappy.
It’s hard to tell, he is Vader.
The Dark Lord, the Traitor.
Doctor Who Tardis Garbage Bin
Step on the pedal below
A blue light will glow.
As you throw your rubbish away,
a dematerialization sound will play.
This wastebasket is great!
You will love it, mate.
Rising Zombie Sculpture
He’s crawling his way out.
It’s time to shout:
“HELP”
Whelp.
Put it in a garden bed
to cause horror and dread.
R2-D2 Zip Up Hoodie
Zip it up! Zit it up!
Oh yeah! That’s wassup!
The quality is high.
The awesome you can’t deny.
Beep. Bleep.
Wear it to sleep.
Mummy Rubber Band Holder
He’s mummy mike.
Here’s what he’s like:
He’s green.
As seen.
Rubber bands go all around.
Rubber bands surround.
Hello Kitty Toaster
Pop the bread in.
A kitty face?! WIN!
7 varying face shades,
brown to different grades.
This is quite the toaster.
It’s a bread roaster.
Minecraft Light Up Redstone
Light up redstone ore
is quite the score.
Found within 10 blocks
of bedrocks.
3 levels of light
tap to excite.
Broadsword Handle Umbrella
Don’t sing in the rain.
Destroy the rain. Make it slain.
This handle of a broadsword
could really win an award.
Big enough for two,
or just for you.
Handpainted Steampunk Nerf Gun
A work of art.
Will shoot a dart.
Handpainted details,
fit for the prince of Whales.
Go, run, shoot!
This gun is a hoot.
Star Wars Origami Instruction Book
Get your hands ready,
make sure they’re steady.
FOLD! FOLD! FOLD!
DO WHAT YOU’RE TOLD.
Turn paper into Star Wars
and play with em on all fours.
2-D Shoulder Bag
Quite the illusion.
Creates confusion.
It’s unique
and sleek.
Like out of a cartoon,
all the people will swoon.
Classic NES Game Controller (USB)
The cord is as long
as a Hendrix song.
Measuring six feet long,
You can’t go wrong!
Plug it in,
it’s time to win!
Homer Simpson Slippers
Mmmm... Doughnuts.
I Love your guts.
D’oh!
Moe!
Those slippers are mine!
I’ll punch your spine!
The Original Star Trek Phaser
Owning a stun gun
is quite fun!
Walk around compounds
with authentic gun sounds.
This sweet toy
will bring some joy!
Star Wars Chewbacca Onesie
Start off right,
one with the light.
Can’t use the force,
of course!
But, look how cute-
a Chewbacca recruit!
Minecraft Diamond Steve Figure
Limited Edition,
Perfect condition.
Minecraft Steve!
To you, we cleave!
If you're bored,
Un-attach the helmet and sword.
Anime Elf Ears
Handcrafted.
Anti-shafted.
Unpainted.
Untainted.
People will cheer
when they see your ear.
Bioshock Replica Splicer Welder Mask
Full size.
Slot for your eyes.
Comes with a strap.
Wear it like a cap.
Full scale.
Impeccable detail.
Monopoly Nintendo
It’s a me!
Can’t you see?
Monopoly Nintendo is neat!
Playing is a treat!
Mario, Kirby, Peach!
Own them each!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Hoodie
Heroes in a half shell
put you under their spell.
Turtle Power!
Every Hour!
Transform
from the norm!
Roswell Crash Site Soil
Everyone, get your tin-foil!
It’s Roswell crash site soil.
One of kind.
Quite the find!
A bag full of dirt?
What could it hurt?
Periodic Table of Minecraft T-Shirt
The Minecraft table
Is no fable.
It’s quite real
And soft to feel.
When you put it on
People surely fawn.
The Original Star Trek Door Chime
Once activated by motion
it will chime with devotion.
The original sliding door sound
will all around you abound.
Use as an alarm
to warn of harm.
Yoda Cufflinks
A dress-up shirt,
allows you to flirt.
When the master is seen,
people scream like a teen.
Wear these, you must.
In Yoda you trust.
Donkey Kong Jenga!
The tower is high,
The blocks you must pry.
Wiggle it,
Jiggle it.
Get it out!
Have no doubt!
Authentic Alien Pod Gun From Galaxy Quest (Functioning)
Galaxy Quest!
You pass the test.
We stick to you
like crazy glue.
Thee, we adore
and bow before.
Captain America Mask Hoodie
Red, white, and blue
To you he is true.
He loves you
Through and through.
He is noble and good
And did all he could.
Adult Unicorn Slippers
Even though you’re old,
you can still break the mold.
Imagine the fluffy plush
on your skin all flush.
On your feet adorn
sweet sweet unicorn!
Minecraft Magnetic Sheet Blocks
What can I say?
These allow you to play.
Stick 'em to your fridge
and make a bridge.
If you have a locker,
create an AT-AT walker.
Tetris Sticky Notes
Life is Tetris like.
It's no psych.
Something comes up bit by bit,
then you have to make it fit.
A straight piece and then a block;
keep an eye on the time clock!
Lightsaber Chopsticks
Jedi within, you must reveal
to truly enjoy any meal.
Whether dark or light,
food is worth the fight.
Train your fingers
so no morsel lingers.
Zelda Triforce Shield
Listen closely, did you hear that?
‘Protect yourself when in a spat.’
Tis wise advice
to avoid a slice.
Here’s a shield
for you to wield!
Star Trek Inflatable Captain’s Chair
Red Alert! Red Alert!
Our course, divert!
The captain they obey,
he never leads astray.
To your battle stations!
What are those vibrations?
Big Bang Theory Kitty Hoodie
Inspired by magical words,
this hoodie is for nerds.
Soft hoodie, nice hoodie,
you are my goodie.
I wear you all over,
you are my four leaf clover.
NES Controller Backpack
A, A, B, UP, UP, DOWN.
Take that you clown!
Put this on your shoulders
and stuff in some folders!
Wear with pride,
no need to decide.
Boba Fett Bathrobe
Want something lush?
And perhaps plush?
Show off your sweet style
and make others smile.
Wear this Boba Fett Robe
all around the globe!
The Nightmare Before Christmas Color Changing Mug
Animating for Disney,
In 1983...
A poem, Tim wrote.
For years his mind kept note.
Eventually, that poem became
a movie of world-wide fame.
Magic Wand Remote Control
With a whoosh,
And a swoosh.
Add 1 flick,
That should do the trick.
Turn the channel, you can!
You’re a wizard fan!
The Walking Dead Board Game
Like most good things, take a look,
It started out as a comic book.
The plot involves walkers,
Zombies who are people stalkers.
In this board game, try to survive.
If you fail, as a walker you revive.
Star Trek Bib and Spoon
Awww, oh so cute!
Open your mouth chute!
Here comes some mashed carrots,
a vegetable with many merits.
Feed your baby in warp drive,
Take aim and power dive!
Chewbacca Furry Hoodie
Everyone’s favorite Wookiee,
Chewie’s one sweet cookie.
Co-pilot for Han Solo,
His fur is sweet mojo.
Wear this, stay warm.
Your love life, it’ll transform.
Super Mario Yahtzee
Game night, I shout!
My favorite, without a doubt!
Which to choose, which to choose...
We could play Blue’s Clues?
No, no, instead we agree.
Let’s play Super Mario Yahtzee!
Periodic Table Shower Curtain
Periodically, I shower.
A blast of hydropower.
Dihydrogen monoxide.
Chemical nomenclature, applied.
The internet, I scour:
How often did Einstein shower?
Rainbow Dash Hoodie
She takes care of the weather,
Loyalty is what holds her together.
Often seen taking a nap,
Or with a book on her lap.
May appear lazy,
But has skills like crazy.
Zelda Ocarina (12 hole, Tenor)
Sweet melodies and soothing sounds.
Everywhere it plays, peace surrounds.
Learn to play, you must.
A fairy, you should always trust.
Don’t give up, you can do it.
Practice hard, you must commit.
Minecraft Pickaxe
Needed to mine all ores,
Usable in mob wars.
Unlimited uses,
fun it produces.
These are foam,
mailed to your home.
Lightsaber Umbrella
A Jedi is prepared,
Rarely is one scared.
A Jedi is cool,
Uses a lightsaber as a tool.
So when it rains,
This umbrella entertains.
Batman Twin Blade Batarang Knife
Quiet and cold,
Will do what’s told.
Trusty and sharp,
Could skin a carp.
If you have a vicious threat,
this will make em sweat.
Star Trek Enterprise Pizza Cutter
Listen up my chap,
Don’t make me clap.
Frozen pizza needs to be cut,
Don’t try to rebut.
For such a task, use the Star Trek Enterprise!
I’m a doctor and that’s what I advise.
Minecraft Lego Set
Connect all the blocks!
Fun is what unlocks.
Imagination is a must.
Let it fly, just trust.
When Lego and Minecraft attach,
what you have, is a perfect match.
Bertie Bott’s Every Flavour Jelly Beans
Ah yes! Every flavour beans!
Ranging from gross to cuisines!
Haha! You got trout?
Come on, don’t pout!
Give it another go!
Earwax?? What a show!
League of Legends Teemo Hat
TEEMO! The swift scout.
BLINDING DART! Don’t pout.
Oh, you don’t like the traps?
How bout you shut your yaps.
You say I’m annoying?
Mushrooms, redeploying!
Lego Darth Vader Alarm Clock
Twas a fateful day,
He had no say.
Lego he became,
clock added to his frame.
Now on sale,
He’ll arrive by mail.
Mario Question Mark Box With Candy Coins
On your way to save princess peach,
The evils of Bowser you could preach.
It’s like a never ending adventure...
But she’s so sweet, that’s the clincher.
What’s this you see?
Candy coins, you decree!
Furry Chewbacca iPhone 5 Case
Some cases are pretty neat.
Others are kind of sweet.
Once in awhile, don’t you worry,
a case is furry!
Batman Ice Cube Tray
Wouldn’t it be a treasure,
to have the pleasure...
Wouldn’t it be swell,
if you, umm, well...
Wouldn’t it be nice,
To have Batman ice?
Master Chief Figure With Cryotube
Tis the 26th century when it takes place.
The covenant, a halo activating race.
Long has he laid,
from cryonic aide.
Awake! Awake! The time is now.
Victory! Victory, is my vow!
Link’s Master Sword From Twilight Princess
Toiling and laboring in Ordon Village,
Monsters came to bully and pillage.
Off I go, I must save the kids.
Into the twilight my body skids.
Doctor Who Tardis Mug
He’s time traveling,
Never unraveling.
Alien! Alien! He’s an alien!
Yes! Yes! But looks mammalian!
Super Hero Socks
Up, up, and away!
Here I come to save The Day!
Run real fast, give it a go!
Look how fun, the cape will flow.
Truth, Justice and the American Way
Maybe you've heard? Hi-Yo Silver…away!
Weight Tuning, Laser Precision Gaming Mouse
A soldier, a warrior, a battler with a mouse.
Your sanctuary, your escape, a gaming room in your house.
Your eyes, your hands, connect with ease.
A kill, a quest, provide jollies.
Minecraft Foam Sword
Slashy, slashy, slash, slash
If you come near, you’ll get a gash
Ok, not really, tis only foam
Gnome, gnome, you look like a gnome
One lil strike to the dome,
and crying you’ll go, all the way home.
Re-Arrangeable Tetris Lamp
Straight, straight, give me a straight!
T, T, here comes a T.
Straight! straight! I can wait...
Z, Z, here comes a Z.
Straight! Straight! :( That’s not right!
OHH! A Straight! BOOM, the light!
Gears of War Cog Tags
Jacinto, Jacinto, you used to live.
Now, nothing is left for you to give.
For your sacrifice, we remain.
A brotherhood, a civilization;
humans last campaign.
Hobbit Socks
There’s a time to be civil,
a time to be frivol,
and one to shrivel.
Right now is none of those times.
It’s now a time of sublimes,
with golden angelic chimes.
Slip on your warm and hairy Hobbit Socks!
Wear them with peacocks, with mohawks, with jocks!
Wear them on sidewalks, in the boondocks and with a fox!
Pixelated Glasses
You’re eyes are such a big huge gift!
They zoom in and out and are so swift.
Cords connect them to your brain!
Yes, it’s true, It’s truly insane!
From time to time they plead for shade.
Here, try these, they’ll be of aid.
Knife within a knife within a knife within a knife
Made of stainless steel,
this set is quite real.
Unusual and unique.
Very chic.
If you have the money,
buy them honey!
Army Men Candles
It takes a real man,
not just any can.
A candle is heavy,
energy is the levy.
But, the candle
I will handle!
Chocolate Candle
Light the wick.
Hurry! Quick!
The savory smell
hits the bell.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
This candle is king.
Twisted Rope Round Ottoman
Sturdy and tough.
Can absorb rough.
Created by hand.
Best in the land.
Put your feet up.
Drink from a cup.
Fish Shaped Fish Bowl
The bowl blows the mind.
What a find!
It’s well designed.
A look that’s refined.
Even for the blind.
I don’t think they’ll mind.
Cleopatra Chaise Lounge
Take a soft lay
as you dine on a fillet.
Be elegant and sassy.
This piece looks classy.
Hand-carved with gold finish.
Without this chair, you’ll diminish.
Mousetrap Cheese Board And Slicer
I side with the mice.
They know what’s nice.
Cheese! Queso!
How many peso?
White, yellow, blue.
Whatever will do!
Tabletop Fireplace
Fuel your fire
to inspire.
Real warmth it brings
with flames on its wings.
Red, orange, yellow.
This fireplace is mellow.
Royal Polished Brass Goblet
These goblets are as regal
as a golden eagle.
The shine
is divine!
Feel like a royal
with goblets so loyal.
Zombie Cookie Cutters
A set of three,
A zombie cookie spree!
Crunch on their brains!
Munch on their remains!
Decorate them just right
for a zombie cookie fight!
Bacon Kitchen Towel
I wish bacon was as big as you.
If it was half the size, that’d do.
You hang there, looking so tasty.
I want to bite you now! Hasty!
I like how you look
dangling on that hook.
Stuck Fish Bath Plug
He made a mistake.
I feel bad, for his sake.
The drain was too small.
He didn’t think at all.
He got stuck!
Quite the luck!
Corkboard World Map
Oh, what a map!
I’m happy; I should clap!
Each place that i’ve been,
A photo I hang with a pin.
This looks great in my room,
no more doom and gloom.
Sound Activated Wooden Block Alarm Clock
I’m a wooden block
and an alarm clock!
I look suave and charming.
The sounds I make are alarming.
I’m made of MDF Wood
but it’s all good.
Solar Powered Strand Of Glowing Light Balls
These babies beautifully glow.
Perfect for your chateau.
All in all, 21 balls
to hang in your halls.
Weatherproof
hang from the roof.
Cooking Guide Apron
Numeric conversions
create such diversions.
Don’t fret, Don’t worry!
Lift up the apron in a hurry!
So nice, so easy!
Cooking guides make it breezy.
Shark Fin Ice Cube Tray
One Fin, Two Fin.
Grin. Grin. Grin.
Use them for baking
whatever you’re making.
Fun and sweet
on top of a treat!
Color Changing LED Pots
Light up a party!
Look like a smarty.
This cute pot
is hot hot hot!
Gaze at its light
with all your might.
Cat Hammock
Cat, you so crazy!
Cat, you so lazy!
But, I love you!
mew mew mew.
Easy to install.
Let your cat sprawl.
Kitchen Seed Sprouter (4-Trays)
Sprout! Sprout! Sprout!
This will make you shout!
Doesn’t take much space.
Fits almost any place.
Serious kitchen gardening,
needs no pardoning.
Guitar Spatula
Blipity, blipity, blooooo!
this spatula is for you.
Flip the bacon!
Passion will awaken.
You love music and food.
This spatula fits the mood.
Turn Hamburger Into Hotdog
Why is this useful?
I will be truthful.
You will only buy hotdog buns.
You can buy tons and tons.
No need for a hamburger bun.
None. None. None.
Disco Spongehead Brush
Aww Yeah! Groovy!
Straight from a movie!
Disco man is chill.
Dirty dishes it’ll kill.
Wash in style
with a smile.
Book Clock
Tick Tock. Tick Tock.
Looks like a book, but is a clock.
It’s cute and clever.
A tad tricky, however.
When people see it,
they’ll applaud the whit.
Funny Faces Pancake Pan
Eat a smile!
Munch for a while.
Nibble on a wink
and take a drink!
Crunch a face,
leave no trace!
Luxury Full Body Massage Chair
Top of the class,
with some sass.
More than rubs backs,
it’ll make your full body relax.
A product that shines
as it tickles spines!
Microwavable S’mores Maker
Mmm... Goey!
Mmm... Chewy!
I love S’mores!
I love S’mores!
This is quick
and slick!
Hand Operated Backhoe
You’ll cower
at the power!
This machine
is lean and mean!
The hand operated backhoe
is worth the dough.
BBQ Pizza Grill Kettle Kit
Sizzle.
Grizzle.
Mmmmm. The smells.
Like peach bells.
Crunch!
Munch!
Bra Travel Case
Girly and cute.
Useful to boot.
Perfect
to protect.
The new norm:
no more deform.
Magnetic Person Key Holder
Key Pete,
you are sweet!
Because you are strong
In my house you belong.
Key Pete,
you are elite!
Sink Cutting Board
Need more space?
If that's the case...
Use this cutting board!
I bet you're floored!
You just put it over your sink...
and.. more space! *wink* *wink*
Laundry Punching Bag
Smash it real hard,
BOMBARD!
Left hook.
Right hook.
Smack! Smack!
Whack! Whack!
Night Light With Removable Ball Lights
Oh Golly,
Miss Molly!
This is quite neat!
This is quite sweet!
Removable light balls
that you can take in halls.
Panda Speaker
Warm and cozy
with a cute nosy.
Sound!
Abound!
A quality style
so you can smile.
The Scrap Trap
Dice! Dice! Dice!
Slice! Slice! Slice!
Chop! Chop! Chop!
Don’t Stop.
No need to move
the trap will prove.
Motion Activated Toilet Night Light
As you get near
The light will appear.
Red light! Green light!
Shines at night.
Easier on the eyes
and a reminder for the guys.
Transforming Ottoman Bed
I stay in a room.
Little space I consume.
During the day
I’m an Ottoman display.
At night I transform
Into a bed nice and warm.
Modular Cake Pan
This thing is unique,
take a real peak.
Any shape you desire
you can acquire.
With blocks that move,
you will approve!
Gardening Claws/Scoops
Perfect to scoop
leafs in a group.
Pull out a bag;
in without a snag!
They hold on tight,
which is quite right.
Electronic Firefly In a Jar
With a twinkle
and a tinkle...
This brings the magic of
something you’ll love!
A bright and warm firefly!
It’s beautiful to the eye.
Scented Chocolate Bar Purse
The word you heard,
your heart stirred.
Chocolate!
Chocolate!
Oh blessed, sweet pleasure.
Like a priceless treasure.
Whale Faucet Water Fountain (3 – Pack)
Mommy! I want a drink!
-Honey, go to the sink.
Don't be shy,
please comply.
The whale is there
To shoot water in the air!
Corn Dog Maker
The gliding sweet smells,
Stronger than witch spells.
A crispy outside
as good as deep fried.
Give your family a treat,
one that everyone will eat!
Colored Flames Birthday Candles
Oh ho, oh ho, it’s your birthday!
Everyone, everyone, make way!
A special day indeed!
Let the celebrations proceed!
After the cakes and games,
we’ll light up the colored flames!
3 Tier Cake Pan
Oh so adorable!
Opposite of deplorable.
I love this cake!
So easy to bake.
Remember to always grease
and have inner peace.
Puzzle Piece Sandwich Cutter
To me, at least it seems,
“NO CRUST” everyone screams.
Hmm, well, okay.
Here’s the best way:
Use this cute sandwich cutter!
Don’t forget the peanut butter.
Fake Grass Bookshelf
One book, two book.
Mommy look!
I can read!
I can read with speed!
The pages I turn
of Where the Red Fern...
12 Phase Moonlight Wall Piece
The moon is a familiar face.
In our hearts, it has a place.
There once was a race,
To get to it, up in space.
If you’d like, in your room,
It could loom?
Portable Fireplace
I’m a portable fireplace!
To your room, I bring grace!
I’m cozy and warm,
I’m an art form.
Bundle close to me,
Friends we can be!
Faux Grass Drying Rack
Most, have drying racks.
Where items relax.
They drip and dry,
It’s oh so sly.
This rack looks as grass.
Which adds extra class!
Colorful LED Shower Head
A simple pleasure,
A bathroom treasure.
Turn on the shower,
Blast it full power!
Receive a light show,
Your water will glow!
Alligator Sleeping Bag
I know I have big teeth,
and yellow claws underneath.
But, I am soft and nice!
I am a sleeping device.
In my mouth you go,
I’ll keep you warm as you stow.
Ninja Men Cookie Cutters
Karate chop!
Down, you drop.
Comes with 3 cookie cutters,
The ninja quietly mutters.
Bake with power!
Use butter and flour!
Melting Clock
Click, Click
Tock, Tick
Time keeps burning,
As the world’s ever turning.
Melting away,
Time can’t stay.
The Daddy Saddle (Daddle)
Giddy up! Giddy up!
Yip! Yip! Yup! Yup!
WHOA!
SLOW!
Atta daddy, way to go!
We’re the best of show!
Brownie Edge Pan
Sweet smells fill the house.
In walks your spouse.
It’s brownie time!
Bound to be sublime!
An edge for each piece,
Try not to become obese.
Cleaning Slippers
Glamorous, I am not.
But, here’s the thought:
As you walk, I dust the floor.
That way, you get done more.
Pet hair, or a dust ball.
I get them all.
Clip-on Cup Holders (4 Pack)
Every once in awhile,
I lose my smile.
Why, you ask?
Because of a task.
Cleaning up spills...
In it, are no thrills.
Click-in Modular Spatulas
Do you like organization?
Desire to avoid cross contamination?
Check out this innovation!
Click in spatulas are an inspiration!
Feel free to hold a celebration!
Exclamation! Exclamation!
Modular Shower Caddy
Bottles and bottles everywhere!
Bottles and bottles here and there!
Some bottles are for your hair.
Some bottles are for skin care.
One bottle contains the Nair!
Try this caddy, room you’ll spare!
Produce Spritzer
Look at me!
Come and see!
I’m cute and small,
I enthrall.
In the fruit I go, if I may?
Out comes the juice as a spray!
Broom Cleaning Dustpan
I’m no ordinary dust pan.
I clean brooms, you’ll be a fan!
Gross hanging things,
weird lint strings.
I grab all those,
so you can dispose!
Bobble Toothbrush Stand
I wobble
and bobble.
I never fall,
I stand tall.
I protect your brush,
One of my colors is blush.
Olive Oil Mister
The big deal, you ask?
I solve an important task.
For those who care about health,
I am worth quite a bit of wealth.
This is how I assist,
I turn oil into mist!
Spine Aligning, Arm Allowing, Special Pillow
Oh, to sleep without pain!
A dream I scream in vain.
I jostle, tossle and turn...
Awake to a shoulder burn.
A slot for me arm?
Works like a charm!
Bath/Shower Water Guard
My creator created me,
for a purpose, you shall see.
I guard and protect,
you may inspect.
Water to the face,
no trace!
Lid and Spoon Rest
Here’s a smart little question:
Where’s the spoon after a stirring session?
On the tabletop?
Slop! Stop! Slop!
Put this to the test,
Try the lid and spoon rest!
Grill Sergeant BBQ Apron
Fight the good fight
Bite a juicy bite.
Grill and sizzle,
Sizzle and grizzle.
Command the flame.
Meat, you’ll claim.
Pastasaurus
ROAR! ROAR!
I'm a dinosaur!
MUNCH! MUCH!
I want lunch!
OODLES! OODLES!
Give me noodles!
Convenient Corn Stripper
Oh, hmm, time for corn?
Well, uhh, i’m kinda torn.
At first, I enjoy...
but, my teeth, they annoy.
Oh Wow! A corn stripper?!
Mmm! Yum! Now i’m chipper!
Microwavable Hot Plate
Watching you perform your craft,
You, I’ve seen, aren’t daft.
Chopping and cutting and chopping some more.
In the kitchen you seem to soar.
With your masterpiece, i’d like to perform
A little gift, where your food, i’ll warm.
Cherry Chomping Pitter
The one thing above the rest,
The one thing that I do best...
Is chomping and chomping!
Some like swamping.
Others romping.
But, oh how I love chomping!
Juice Box Holder
Mmmmm... Juice... You so yummy.
Squeeze.... Squeeze.... Ahhh, mummy!
The juice! It went, through the air
and landed way way over there.
Portion Control Pasta Baskets
Oh so hungry! Oh so hungry!
Make some Fettuccine.
Gross! I want Linguine.
Oh so hungry! Oh so hungry!
Boil the Spiralini.
No! Feed me Capellini.
Baggy Holding Rack
Every once in a pretty often while, I find
I’d like more arms than I’m assigned.
I suppose, three or four would suffice.
I could splice, and spice, and slice the rice.
This nifty little do-hicky-majagger
is entirely just that sort of bagger!
Medicine Binky
The baby has a cough?
A terrible, saddening, ickening cough?
They spit and spew,
and won’t drink the goo?
Quickly, trickily, plop this in!
Sucky, sucky; now they grin!