Eject Passenger Button Sticker

An empty dashboard button is a good place to hide an unreasonable suggestion. The “eject passenger” decal gives that unused space a label, with the joke tucked among the car’s actual controls. I like this more as a detail someone notices mid-ride than as a sticker announcing itself across the back window.

These are vinyl decals with no background, so the button supplies the backdrop. White, black, and red options let you choose what will read against your particular dash. Don’t assume every blank button is the same size; measure yours before ordering. The three options are 9.2 × 12.6 mm, 11.6 × 16.5 mm, and 14.3 × 20.3 mm.

Each order includes two decals, made and shipped from Oklahoma. That leaves an extra if you only have one spot in mind. It suits the driver who enjoys a restrained dashboard gag and has an actual empty button to spare.