Pepper Spray Pen
Yup! It’s quite the perk.
Write and write and write some more.
Until an attacker comes in the door.
Spray the mace
at their face.
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Yup! It’s quite the perk.
Write and write and write some more.
Until an attacker comes in the door.
Spray the mace
at their face.