Large Invisibility Shield

$119.95 on Amazon

It uses a 3mm lenticular lens to horizontally bend light around you, effectively erasing anyone crouching behind its 36 by 24 inch frame. The illusion works shockingly well against continuous backgrounds like grass or brick walls. The catch is lighting: if your background is cluttered or uneven, the seams show. Still, sneaking up on friends with actual sci-fi optics is deeply satisfying.