Death Star Spatula

Death Star Spatula
$15.95 on Amazon
If you've ever wanted to take your cooking experience back a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, then congratulations: your opportunity is here. This Death Star Spatula is the perfect addition to the kitchen of any Star Wars fan. It will show your support for the Empire's finest weapon of a nostalgic age gone by, reminding everyone who steps into your kitchen that you're a Star Wars fan from long before the newest movie hit the market.

Whether you're flipping Wookie cookies or tossing pancakes shaped like Yoda (that's what that weird shape is supposed to look like, right?) this Death Star Spatula will offer a kitchen experience like no other. You'll be able to pretend that you're fighting the Rebellion, smashing little Rebels one by one. Perhaps your cookies are little planets that feel the wrath of the Galactic Empire, or perhaps your tortillas are in need of some smashing: whatever space battle your kitchen experience brings your way, this spatula is certainly up to the task.

Your Burning Questions Answered

Q: It's obvious that this spatula is pretty awesome, but I'm concerned that it might not hold up to heavy use. Is it well made?

A: Yes, this spatula is very well made! With a metal handle that's designed to hold up under pressure, you know that this spatula is going to stand up to whatever you do to it. The Death Star, on the other hand, is made of food grade silicone, making it the perfect choice for all your flapping needs. It's dishwasher safe. It's oven safe. Basically, this spatula will hold up to anywhere you take it, including flying space faster than the speed of light.

Q: How functional is this spatula? Is it easy to use in the kitchen?

A: This spatula is designed to be fully functional. The silicone decreases in size toward the edges, making it easier to slide the spatula under your food product. Your pancakes will fit perfectly on the spatula while you're flipping them, and it's just the right size to slide straight under your cookies. In short, it's the perfect spatula for any frequent cook and will hold up to all of your kitchen tasks. From cookies to grilled cheese sandwiches, this spatula can handle it all!

Q: Is this Death Star fully operational? Can I use it to smite my enemies?

A: Unfortunately, if your enemies are any more well-equipped than a traditional chocolate chip cookie, you're probably not going to be able to use the Death Star Spatula to destroy them. This product is intended for use in a kitchen, not as a weapon, and the lasers are completely nonfunctional at this time. It is, however, impossible to tell when the battle station will become fully operational as you complete your daily kitchen tasks. It will, however, be sure to intimidate all of your enemies and make them recognize the power of your cooking talents. This is no hokey relic of an ancient religion.