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Hobbit Socks

$7.75 on Amazon

There’s a time to be civil,
a time to be frivol,
and one to shrivel.


Right now is none of those times.
It’s now a time of sublimes,
with golden angelic chimes.


Slip on your warm and hairy Hobbit Socks!
Wear them with peacocks, with mohawks, with jocks!
Wear them on sidewalks, in the boondocks and with a fox!


These hobbit socks are almost one-size-fits-all. They should fit most feet, except little infants and huge giants. The hobbit socks are 85 percent cotton, 10 percent nylone, and 5 percent elasthane. These hobbit socks are great for hobbit lovers everywhere.

A User Review For You: "Toe socks are fantastic! I love how they feel on my feet. These hobbit socks are really comfortable and keep my feet and toes warm."