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Star Trek Enterprise Pizza Cutter

Star Trek Enterprise Pizza Cutter
$74.99 on Amazon
Listen up my chap,
Don’t make me clap.


Frozen pizza needs to be cut,
Don’t try to rebut.


For such a task, use the Star Trek Enterprise!
I’m a doctor and that’s what I advise.