Warning: Attempt to read property "Items" on bool in /srv/users/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/apps/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/public/wp-content/themes/ohthetheme/inc/amazon-api.php on line 26

Warning: Attempt to read property "Item" on null in /srv/users/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/apps/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/public/wp-content/themes/ohthetheme/inc/amazon-api.php on line 26

Warning: Attempt to read property "Items" on bool in /srv/users/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/apps/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/public/wp-content/themes/ohthetheme/inc/amazon-api.php on line 36

Warning: Attempt to read property "Request" on null in /srv/users/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/apps/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/public/wp-content/themes/ohthetheme/inc/amazon-api.php on line 36

Warning: Attempt to read property "Errors" on null in /srv/users/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/apps/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/public/wp-content/themes/ohthetheme/inc/amazon-api.php on line 36

Warning: Attempt to read property "Error" on null in /srv/users/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/apps/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/public/wp-content/themes/ohthetheme/inc/amazon-api.php on line 36

Warning: Attempt to read property "Code" on null in /srv/users/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/apps/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/public/wp-content/themes/ohthetheme/inc/amazon-api.php on line 36

Warning: Attempt to read property "ItemAttributes" on null in /srv/users/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/apps/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/public/wp-content/themes/ohthetheme/inc/amazon-api.php on line 40

Warning: Attempt to read property "Title" on null in /srv/users/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/apps/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/public/wp-content/themes/ohthetheme/inc/amazon-api.php on line 40

Warning: Attempt to read property "DetailPageURL" on null in /srv/users/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/apps/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/public/wp-content/themes/ohthetheme/inc/amazon-api.php on line 41

Warning: Attempt to read property "MediumImage" on null in /srv/users/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/apps/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/public/wp-content/themes/ohthetheme/inc/amazon-api.php on line 42

Warning: Attempt to read property "URL" on null in /srv/users/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/apps/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/public/wp-content/themes/ohthetheme/inc/amazon-api.php on line 42

Warning: Attempt to read property "Offers" on null in /srv/users/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/apps/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/public/wp-content/themes/ohthetheme/inc/amazon-api.php on line 43

Warning: Attempt to read property "Offer" on null in /srv/users/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/apps/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/public/wp-content/themes/ohthetheme/inc/amazon-api.php on line 43

Warning: Attempt to read property "OfferListing" on null in /srv/users/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/apps/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/public/wp-content/themes/ohthetheme/inc/amazon-api.php on line 43

Warning: Attempt to read property "Price" on null in /srv/users/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/apps/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/public/wp-content/themes/ohthetheme/inc/amazon-api.php on line 43

Warning: Attempt to read property "Amount" on null in /srv/users/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/apps/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/public/wp-content/themes/ohthetheme/inc/amazon-api.php on line 43

Warning: Attempt to read property "Offers" on null in /srv/users/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/apps/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/public/wp-content/themes/ohthetheme/inc/amazon-api.php on line 44

Warning: Attempt to read property "Offer" on null in /srv/users/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/apps/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/public/wp-content/themes/ohthetheme/inc/amazon-api.php on line 44

Warning: Attempt to read property "OfferListing" on null in /srv/users/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/apps/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/public/wp-content/themes/ohthetheme/inc/amazon-api.php on line 44

Warning: Attempt to read property "SalePrice" on null in /srv/users/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/apps/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/public/wp-content/themes/ohthetheme/inc/amazon-api.php on line 44

Warning: Attempt to read property "Amount" on null in /srv/users/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/apps/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/public/wp-content/themes/ohthetheme/inc/amazon-api.php on line 44

Warning: Attempt to read property "Offers" on null in /srv/users/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/apps/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/public/wp-content/themes/ohthetheme/inc/amazon-api.php on line 45

Warning: Attempt to read property "Offer" on null in /srv/users/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/apps/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/public/wp-content/themes/ohthetheme/inc/amazon-api.php on line 45

Warning: Attempt to read property "OfferListing" on null in /srv/users/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/apps/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/public/wp-content/themes/ohthetheme/inc/amazon-api.php on line 45

Warning: Attempt to read property "Price" on null in /srv/users/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/apps/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/public/wp-content/themes/ohthetheme/inc/amazon-api.php on line 45

Warning: Attempt to read property "CurrencyCode" on null in /srv/users/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/apps/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/public/wp-content/themes/ohthetheme/inc/amazon-api.php on line 45

Warning: Attempt to read property "OfferSummary" on null in /srv/users/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/apps/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/public/wp-content/themes/ohthetheme/inc/amazon-api.php on line 46

Warning: Attempt to read property "TotalNew" on null in /srv/users/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/apps/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/public/wp-content/themes/ohthetheme/inc/amazon-api.php on line 46

Warning: Attempt to read property "Offers" on null in /srv/users/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/apps/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/public/wp-content/themes/ohthetheme/inc/amazon-api.php on line 47

Warning: Attempt to read property "Offer" on null in /srv/users/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/apps/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/public/wp-content/themes/ohthetheme/inc/amazon-api.php on line 47

Warning: Attempt to read property "OfferListing" on null in /srv/users/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/apps/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/public/wp-content/themes/ohthetheme/inc/amazon-api.php on line 47

Warning: Attempt to read property "AvailabilityAttributes" on null in /srv/users/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/apps/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/public/wp-content/themes/ohthetheme/inc/amazon-api.php on line 47

Warning: Attempt to read property "AvailabilityType" on null in /srv/users/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/apps/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/public/wp-content/themes/ohthetheme/inc/amazon-api.php on line 47

Warning: Attempt to read property "ItemAttributes" on null in /srv/users/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/apps/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/public/wp-content/themes/ohthetheme/inc/amazon-api.php on line 54

Warning: Attempt to read property "ListPrice" on null in /srv/users/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/apps/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/public/wp-content/themes/ohthetheme/inc/amazon-api.php on line 54

Warning: Attempt to read property "Amount" on null in /srv/users/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/apps/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/public/wp-content/themes/ohthetheme/inc/amazon-api.php on line 54

Warning: Attempt to read property "ItemAttributes" on null in /srv/users/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/apps/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/public/wp-content/themes/ohthetheme/inc/amazon-api.php on line 55

Warning: Attempt to read property "ListPrice" on null in /srv/users/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/apps/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/public/wp-content/themes/ohthetheme/inc/amazon-api.php on line 55

Warning: Attempt to read property "CurrencyCode" on null in /srv/users/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/apps/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/public/wp-content/themes/ohthetheme/inc/amazon-api.php on line 55

Warning: Attempt to read property "OfferSummary" on null in /srv/users/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/apps/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/public/wp-content/themes/ohthetheme/inc/amazon-api.php on line 59

Warning: Attempt to read property "LowestNewPrice" on null in /srv/users/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/apps/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/public/wp-content/themes/ohthetheme/inc/amazon-api.php on line 59

Warning: Attempt to read property "Amount" on null in /srv/users/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/apps/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/public/wp-content/themes/ohthetheme/inc/amazon-api.php on line 59

Warning: Attempt to read property "OfferSummary" on null in /srv/users/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/apps/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/public/wp-content/themes/ohthetheme/inc/amazon-api.php on line 60

Warning: Attempt to read property "LowestNewPrice" on null in /srv/users/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/apps/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/public/wp-content/themes/ohthetheme/inc/amazon-api.php on line 60

Warning: Attempt to read property "CurrencyCode" on null in /srv/users/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/apps/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/public/wp-content/themes/ohthetheme/inc/amazon-api.php on line 60

Warning: Undefined array key "price" in /srv/users/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/apps/ohthethingsyoucanbuy/public/wp-content/themes/ohthetheme/content-single-ott_products.php on line 36

Astronaut Phone Holder

$29.99 on Amazon

As a kid, I dreamed of being an astronaut. I would watch footage of the space station, shuttle launches, and anything I could see from different telescopes on this planet and floating around our solar system. I can recall the most important moments in our space program history. Remember when Howard Wolowitz went to space? Remember the time the Mars Rover found that face on the planet Mars? These are the moments that make up the days of our lives.

To fully appreciate this spaceman phone holder, you have to feel it in your hands. It’s heavy; sturdy. Whether you have a behemoth phone like me, with a galaxy note, or a tiny little flip phone with no internet access, this thing will proudly hold and display your technological achievements. Made of the highest quality polyresin, this spaceman will brighten any desk, bedside table, or counter. It is even strong enough to hold many tablets that are out there.

Husbands, wives, children, and pets have all left rave reviews for this little dude. This phone holder’s realistic, lifelike features will cause you to drift away from your daily routine and enter an alternate reality where you are the spaceman – drifting through space around the space station. Maybe you have been out there for a few months and have started to lose some of your muscle mass. But, that doesn't really matter because you are perfectly happy here, away from the menial tasks of earth-bound life. Here, you can be free to drift in the vacuum of space. Yes, you miss your wife and kids, but space is no place to raise your kids. And, I think it’s gonna’ be a long, long time. I’m not the man they think I am at all. No, no, no, no - I’m a rocket man.