It blends in with the trees where elk and deer graze.
It can serve as a seat for your tired behind
For a sturdier cooler you never will find.
What better place to store your home brew
Than a stump from Wisconsin: a cooler for you!
This is a stump cooler. It's a cooler that looks like a stump. You can take it on a walk. You can keep things cool by placing them in this contraption. You can sit on the stump cooler.