Badonkadonk Land Tank
Just imagine the look on your neighbor's faces when they see this baby setting in your driveway. You could scare the holy hair out of them as they walk by and you shout out commands over the 400 watt premium sound PA system. The sound system can project sound inside as well as outside so you can listen to tunes inside while you're cruising along some dirt road.
Now, the tank isn't licensed for public roads. It's really intended to be a recreational vehicle. You can either carry cargo in it or five of your friends. You can drive this baby while seated inside or open the hatch and drive it while standing. All thanks to a control stick that pivots up and down.
Some other features that makes this such a cool vehicle is the carpeted interior that makes the inside feel cozy, accent lighting, the under-body lighting, the industrial-strength rubberized skirt that protects the wheels from the ground within an inch. This gives enough clearance for the vehicle to drive over bumpy and uneven ground. The tank's speed tops out at 40mph.
Let's face it, you're not going to be able to drive the Badonkadonk land tank into battle and help win a war. Heck, you're not even going to be able to drive to the store and pick up some groceries. But, you can maybe have some fun with it on the weekends with a few of your buddies riding around in some isolated area pretending you're fighting battles.
Have you ever wanted your own sci-fi type desert land tank? Yeah, I know, who hasn't? This Badonkadonk Land Tank should suite your fancy. Touting a 6HP engine you can be blazing up to 40 miles per hour. Oh, but don't drive it on roads because it's not legal. Just deserts. I forgot to mention, it can hold 5 five people, comes with some cool lighting, and has a dope sound system.