Accoutrements Bacon Air Freshener

Some people want their car to smell like a pine forest. Others apparently want to spend their commute thinking about breakfast. The Accoutrements Bacon Air Freshener serves the second group: it’s 4 inches tall, smells like bacon, and comes with a string for hanging. There’s no elaborate setup here. Just hang it up and commit to the idea that your car’s signature scent should be a side order.

The joke is easy to grasp, which works for a small gift to the person whose answer to every food question is “add bacon,” and the included string gives them a way to put it to use rather than leave it sitting in a drawer. It’s a very specific decorating decision, so knowing the recipient’s appetite for bacon-themed nonsense matters more than finding someone who simply enjoys a BLT.