Pirate vs Ninja Sword Corn Skewers
This one has left the building
The store no longer sells it. The similar picks below are still available.
Come on, me hearty,
have an ear impaled upon me cutlass.
I’m sure you’ll find it tasty!
You won’t even need a compass!
My ninjato can split a hair.
Its edge is quite exact.
but this ear of corn
I would much rather keep intact.
Added 2013 · Updated Apr 1, 2020
