R2-D2 Alarm Clock
This is the droid you're looking for.
It probably can outcompete
Anyone's obnoxious snore!
And if you need a clock, of course,
You wouldn't need one any more.
This is a projection LED alarm clock that looks like R2-D2 from Star Wars. When the alarm goes off, R2-D2 sounds erupt from the alarm clock. The dimensions are 6.7 x 4 inches.